kendric dorny

I don't know how she did it, but a Housemate of mine managed to pull out ten of her friend's teeth and now they're fighting over it in the common room. It's making the carpet messy though because there's a lot of blood. Geoffrey, I reckon you should tell them to stop, because they're throwing the teeth at each other.

If the Tooth Fairy existed, I wonder how much money they'll get from putting the teeth under their pillows. Probably a lot. Too bad it doesn't exist. Unless I ask one of them to put some money under their pillow and see how they react!!!.... Never mind.

How's everyone today??? Congratulations to the Slytherin House for winning the match. Gryffindor played really well, too! I'm excited for our own match!!! We have a good strategy but I forgot where I put it

Camille asked how a soul looked like. This is what I think it looks like:



I didn't get to talk to the King and Queen, which was sad. They seem to like being in isolation! What a hard life.

Just so everyone knows: The Ravenclaw team isn't planning/condoning/going to sabotage the Hufflepuff team or any other team.

I've never been up on the London Eye, but most of my cousins have. I guess that's because I rarely go to the Muggle part of London much. Staying with grandparents who enjoy the countryside too much does that to you.

Anyway, BARNABY, CAN WE RIDE THE LONDON EYE?? IS THAT POSSIBLE? I wonder if it can fit everyone in it. We should get the professors to book the whole thing. I wonder how much we can see from the top!

I want to go to the Buckingham Palace too. Ooooh maybe we'll get to see the King and Queen. Are they allowed to personally talk to their fellow subjects? I think I can figure out a couple of questions to ask them.

I am sick and will be unable to attend classes today.

Rest assured that I have taken Pepper-Up potion and talked to Madam Pomfrey about my illness. It’s quite unfortunate as I was supposed to meet Professor Wiggleswade to have an in-depth discussion about how I should organise my future. I have, however, written a flow-chart as to how I expect everything will go (some Fifth Year students studying for their Divination tests also helped me out by predicting the movement of the stars next summer once NEWTs are over and reading tarot cards to determine my future), and have already passed the flow chart to her via the also highly-esteemed-but-slightly-below-the-professors’-level-sorry-mate Geoffrey Khan. Judging by the time, he would have probably reached there by now, handing over the piece of parchment to her and apologising her for my behalf.

As much as it pains me to limit my communication with the people around me, I will have to ask all of you to keep away from me for a while as I believe that this flu is infectious. A portrait that lived during the Black Death era told me that this kind of flu can turn into another disease that will mutilate your face and kill you in two days.

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To my friends and siblings:

In case my flu turns into something horrid and kills me in the end, I have left a list of possessions to be given to you. William has it, though, because I told him to keep it in the Dorny Siblings’ Treasure Chest.

Oh yes, Barnaby? I've decided on your new name. There's no need to come up with ideas any more! From now on (or when you officially change it) your name will be:

KENDRIC DORNY II

I haven't decided on a middle name yet, but then your current middle name isn't that bad, so why not stick with that?

( kendric dorny, at your service! )